the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
