What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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