So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
BRING THE BAGELS
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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