? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Swine flu. Run for my life!
you would pick up someone in the library
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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