so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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