It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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