I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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