he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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