I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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