Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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