If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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