At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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