its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
What changed your mind?
Being sober
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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