I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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