allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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