I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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