oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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