I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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