Cold hands, warm shart.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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