yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the day after is always just damage control
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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