Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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