I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Everything about him screamed your future.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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