what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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