Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
