i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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