i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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