she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
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I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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