He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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