You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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