I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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