the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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