No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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