I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I am one with the molecules
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