Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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