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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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