i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
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That's how twitter works, right?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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