Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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