I CAN MOONWALK!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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