Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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