talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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