Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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