Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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