and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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