The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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