Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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