I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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