My brain says no but my pants say off.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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