Don't you send me to vm
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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