There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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