oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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