dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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