Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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