he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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