Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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