His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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