Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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