If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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