We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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