I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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